Tuesday, January 31, 2012

BENTA

BF: Hon, sinapak ko ung nakasalubong ko knina! Badtrip, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka pag katabi kita!
GF: Sabi nya un? hihi (blush) wag ka na magalit hon, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit nya ba un sinabi?
BF: Kasi mukha ka daw KALABAW!
GF: Asan na yang HAYUUP NA YUN!!! ASAAAN!!!

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Monday, January 30, 2012

“Lift your head

baby don’t be scared

of the things that could go wrong

along the way…”

“Am I real? Do the words I speak before you make you feel…”

Awesome World War II Dogfighting Filmed On Zero Budget

One of the things I love computers for is how they have democratized the access to things that once were only attainable by a very few. This World War II short film called The German is a perfect example.

In the film, “a British fighter pilot pursues the German Ace that shot down his friend across sky and country… with murder in mind. But he discovers it’s not so easy to kill a man when you have to look them in the eye.” Apparently, the Irish Film board gave about $92,000 to fund the film, which only paid for the live action filming. The director, Nick Ryan, ended with zero dollars for the visual effects, which are crucial to set up the story. So he did them himself:

I completed all the visual effects shots, over 120 in total, entirely by myself. Dave Head modelled the aircraft (and truck), but I textured, lit, animated and composited the shots over a six month period in 2008.

Six months of struggling and fun, I’m sure. An awesome job, indeed. [Vimeo via Bomoarts]

(Source: Gizmodo)

omzg get in my belleh! 3:37 a.m. munchies yo.

“The challenge of breaking up is to close the relationship definitively and honourably, without devaluing oneself or the person who previously met one’s deepest needs.”

(via sjmanniex)

Lulz. Been through my fair share of sloppy breakups before.

thedailywhat:

Creepy Cocktail of the Day: The Alien Brain Hemorrhage contains 1 part peace schnapps, 1 part Bailey’s Irish cream, and 2 parts grenadine.

Makes the perfect hangover cure: One look at this terrifying concoction and you’ll be as sober as a Sunday school marm.

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Dirty fingernail. O.O